Adventures of A Webutante in Hollywood

Nov 18th,
2010

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Keep It In Your Pants, Please.

So it all started one day when I was on a nice little hike in the Hollywood Hills. The sun was shining, the breeze was blowing, and…wow, was the breeze blowing, if you know what I mean. On my way down from that hike, I counted more than five visible boners.

And Keep It In Your Pants was born.

Now, I knew when the first seed of the idea for this video came into my (clearly) deranged head, I would garner some flack from dudes.

After all, how can they be expected to control their most precious autonomous appendage?

That’s where I ask all men out there to please refrain from taking offense, and just try to enjoy the video as best you can :-)

With an amazing team of friends and people that included my amazing composer/track producer Will Forbes, Wrong Hole director Bob McKeon and DP Justin Gurnari, my producer and dear friend Brigida Santos, Justine Menter and The Flirt Dancers, who came up with the amazing moves and were so patient in teaching me, the talented Jessica Rose and Spencer Wells who made my face into a work of art, and a slew of male actors and dancers including Larry Miller, DJ Lubel, Brett Newton, Quinton Bunche, Dustin Scheutter, Dale Hersch, and Hart Turner who lent their talents all in the name of Keeping It In Your Pants. And here is….Keep It In Your Pants…

Despite the randomness of some of my music videos, there is nothing I enjoy more than making them. And I want to keep making them. That’s where I need your help: since I’m producing the videos on my own dime, your support in passing the videos along on blogs, Facebook, and Twitter is PARAMOUNT! The more downloads on iTunes and views on YouTube, the more videos I get to continue making.

Over the course of the next week, I’ll be rolling out special behind the scenes videos, contests, and other totally random, pants-friendly videos to get everyone involved.  You can follow me on Twitter to get the latest updates, or subscribe to this blog so that you receive an email at the time of my next post.

To pass along the video on any of your social networks, just remember this shortened URL: http://bit.ly/bonersong

That’s it for now, thank you all so much for your continued support and wonderful sense of humor!

xo Taryn

  1. Joseph

    love you so much..i hope you can such kind of wronghole

  2. Taryn, you are so cute! This is hilarious! Can’t wait to see more and share your vids. Loved the woods (Runyon) cuts.. we need to go soon :)

  3. Flo

    i just love your voice!!!! wow!
    keep going on!

  4. DngnRdr

    Have to agree with Christian…. you need to accept at least some responsibility for the boners you’re seeing. ;-)

    Hilarious video though and you’re definitely hot!

  5. sayio

    u can search it in funnyordie.com

    i like this song!!

  6. jamal

    Lyrics or transript would be nice. Can someone post it?

  7. Cody L

    I love the feeling of getting an idea “out of nowhere” like that. I kind of smirk and raise my eyebrow when it happens, then mentally do that “evil/maniacal” laugh I’ve been trying to perfect for a while now.

    For me it was reading a conversation on Twitter about someone sitting next to an “evil demon baby” on a plane ride, and they blamed it on someone they know hitting a 666 on a punching machine. I was like, now THERE’S a story idea.

    And now boner trivia: supposedly Burt Ward (Robin on the ’60s Batman show) had to take pills to avoid them in those tight costumes. They called him the boy wonder for a reason…

  8. Emberck

    Really great!! I love it! keep going this way! Thanks!!

  9. Christian

    I have the explaination for these boners… That’s just how hot you are… ;) lol

  10. Haha, the randomness is what makes life interesting. Awesome to see this type of branch out and “I do what I want” sort of creativity. This type of creative freedom flow was hilarious. Let freedom ring!

  11. visitor

    Great news, great video but the youtube and itunes links in your post do not work.

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